Why am I even allowed to live? Or have friends? I just need to shut up right? Or have some kind of “go to hell bitch”-talk. Or a slap. Maybe even a kick in the face.
I’m kind of bad at realising when I’ve gone too far with my joking. Do I have to say this again? Don’t take me seriously as long as I have a smile on my face. Okay, smiles can’t really be transferred into text, but for your feeling’s safety, don’t take me seriously in text ever. If I am serious I’ll tell you. Are we okay!?
Sorry for being an ass. I mean that. Be an ass back, I deserve it.
Stop calling yourself an ass! Just apologise to the people involved. And by apologise I mean in person, face to face (or text to text if you’re too far away). Stop being such a pussy and just deal with it! Damn it girl!
Best advice I’ve gotten since someone told me not to kill myself.
Oh, and I can speak from own experience and say that yes, you are an ass. But you can be very sweet too. A sweet-ass!
Who the fuck are you!? Have we met?! If so, sorry I can’t remember your face.
I’m just fucking with you! Didn’t expect that did you?
Oh really? To be honest, I am slightly disappointed. Certainly did not good sir.